Nate: *wraps Ky in a hug* “Oh no! This weekend will be all about you. What do you want to do?”
Ky: *Grooooooooaaaaaaaannn*
“I want to watch movies!”
Nate: “Okay.
Let’s do it.”
And so it begins all
due to Nathan’s sweet sympathy. Little
did he suspect . . .
[Friday Night]
[The Vow.]
Ky: *sob* “No!
Channing Tatum go after her! Don’t
give in! My heart is break-[hic!]–ing. *sob*
Chaaaaaaaanning!!”
Nate: *pats Ky’s back* “Uh, his name’s Leo, Ky.”
[Saturday Morning,
Nate at work]
[A Little Princess]
The movie:
*in a choked voice* “Papa!”
Ky: *choked sob as she lies curled on the couch* No matter what, Sara, I swear, *sniff, sob, hiccup* you. are. still. a. princess! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *buries
head in hands with tissues*
[Saturday Afternoon,
Nate still at work]
[Pride and Prejudice]
The movie:
“I beg you most fervently to relieve my suffering and become my wife.”
Ky: “Darcy, no!
She will love you!” *sniffle, cry* “Oh how could you be so proud?? Oh, why is my heart breaking?!”
[Saturday Evening,
Nate STILL at work]
[Glee: Prom-asaurus]
The TV show: *As Quinn and Santana sing together to “Take
My Breath Away” by Berlin*
Mike: “You really are crying?”
Tina: “Well I’m sad. I don’t want this to end.”
Mike: “What?
Prom?”
Tina: “No, more like all of it.” (Note:
This is a loose paraphrase.)
Ky: *sobs while shoveling Reese’s Peanut Butter
Cups into her mouth* It’s so
beautiful. *sniffle*
The TV show: *Quinn stands after being in a wheelchair for
so long*
Sam: “It’s a prom miracle.”
Ky: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
To sum up the
weekend . . .
May the Midol be ever in my favor. And may The Hunger Games NOT make it to DVD any time soon.
Ky: "WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY???? Bring me more Reeses!!!"
This has been
*sniffle, hic* Ky; signing *sob* off.
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